There's a new kind of dance that's going around Learn how it's done before you put it down It's kind of goofy, but if you listen to your friend Soupy, you'll mass to the mass Stand on the floor and shake a little Lift your hands and let your fingers wiggle Don't feel funny, you're supposed to look like a dummy When you mass to the mass I tell you it's the next sensation And I'm giving you your invitation If you wanna keep your reputation Dance like a rat, that's where it's at Wiggle your face and grit your teeth If you can't, then baby, just say cheese Now that you've got it Get your friends and go out and start it Do the mass, do the mass, do the mass Do the mass, that's where it's at