I received my big promotion down at the lumber yard
And my income tax return will soon be due
I just made my last big payment on my 68 Corvair
The only trouble with me is you
I came up with a winning ticket on an ocean liner cruise
And the trip and everything
I just made my last big payment on my 68 Corvair
Was planned for two
And I arranged for our vacation
And the time I thought we'd leave
Now the only trouble at all is you
Yeah, the only trouble with me is you
And it's driving me out of my mind
Yeah, I've done everything
A man can do
And you refuse me every time
I gave up my bachelor quarters
Where the secret bed comes down
And the vices that I'm guilty of are few
And everyone who knows me
Says I'm fun to be around
Oh, the only trouble with me is you
Yeah, the only trouble with me is you
And it's driving me out of my mind

Hey, I've done everything a man can do
And you refuse me every time
I gave up my bachelor quarters
Where the secret bed comes down
And the vices that I'm guilty of are few
And everyone who knows me
Says I'm fun to be around

Hey, the only trouble with me is you
Hey, the only trouble with me is you