Hi, I'm Phil, ask questions, ask choir, and this is Ted, Theodore, Logan, and we are Wild Stayin'! I am the normal version. Now, what is your mission? First, we totally kill Bill and Ted. Yeah. Then we take over their lives. He's totally a robot. So are you, dude! But we're total metalheads! Destroy that ridiculous incipient man. Get to Bill and Ted! Get down with your fake selves! Get down with your fake selves! Get down with your fake selves! Get down! Full-on robot chubby. How's it going, Bill and Ted? Ted. Dusty. Whoa! You're metal, dude! Yeah, check it out. But I told him he was gonna kill you. What? You know I'm doing this? We... We... We love you. Spag! You dick, Bill! I know. Oh! Get down with your fake selves! Get down with your fake selves! Get down with your fake selves! I caught the boogie on that good, dead face! Bill, what happened? Ted, we're dead. Whoa! Who are you? Ted! It's the Grim Reaper, dude! Oh. How's it hanging, Dad? We gotta get back to the babes. Ted, we can't. We're dead, dude! We gotta start making losses. We gotta try hard. But how? Melvin! They Melvined me. Yeah! Yeah! Holy fucker rocks! Excellent! I kinda like this. Who's that? Ted, who are you thinking? How's the song, Joseph? Excellent rocks. Ted, we're good. Okay. We goin' down! Thanks, dude! You know, you got a bad rap. Gentlemen! I'm going. Ted. What? I think we're in our own personal hell here. It's a feast day, isn't it? I don't know. I just... You ugly, dread-sorcerer evil! Get... Get the... That was non... Non-non... Non-heinous! You suck, dude! You're so messed, dude! Yeah! Not bad! Excellent! The fuck! Get down with your red cell! Get down with your red cell! Get down with your red cell! Totally killed us, you evil metal dickweed! That's right! Lesser-developed human prototype-usses and skittles. We got back at you! That kiss... ...fears, dudes. Offer him a honey-bun or something! And they'll get stolen, and maybe even in the doorway! Yeah, they're not that bad, dude. So don't get programmed by anybody but yourself! That's right! And most important, do not do your homework without wearing a headband. Catch you later, Bill and Ted!