He swallowed a frog and hollered yum-yum He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue He entered the garden on this bright and moonlight night And he stopped in his tracks, it was love at first sight He said, my skin is black and your skin is green You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream On the white shore and stodgy, and you're long and lean I've got a crush on you And he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter I've got a crush on you He said, I'm a king snake and you'll be my queen With a butler and serpents in your own private stream And if you refuse me, it would be such a shame Cause I'm so tired of doing my own thing And he squeezed her tighter to excite her and delight her I've got a crush on you And I'll be back tomorrow Next day when he got there, a two-legged man Was holding a sweet green thing in his big human hand A long jet of water shot out of her nose Oh, king snake had fallen in love with a hose He said, my skin is black and your skin is green You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream Although you're made of plastic, I think you're fantastic And I've got a crush on you But I don't think it's gonna work out *