Okay folks, it's story time!
Set in September, 99
Me the missus, the kids, had just moved in
To a basement flat in the royal spot of Cheltenham
Patrick, Bessie, Biscuit B
Shrugged at the missus, bitch, glared at me
Someone looked around and wondered where to begin
They unpacked the tea and plugged it in
So the guy was prepared, the same as usual
Tore and he gave it the San Feruzo
I followed him like a chump again and said
March this false grade is the best one
Said the words got out of a chiller
The words got out of a tiller, tiller, tiller
The words got out of a chiller
The words got out of a tiller, tiller, tiller
The words got out of a chiller
The words got out of a tiller, tiller, tiller
The words got out of a chiller
The words got out of
Chiller
Ran out of the flat and I ran around
I guess I wouldn't be happy about
I don't know if my daughter's all right
I'm not ready for hell
Then I'm stabbed out of bed by the Queen's own towel
Saw a little old lady come out the main door
She looked up to me then I saw her pose
Well I want to run cos I've got the knives
But before I could she shot at a cross
Said you used to sing to the dance you did
I said sure did
Said you used to sing to the dance you did
I said sure did
Said you used to sing to the dance you did
I said sure did
Said you used to sing to the dance you did
I said sure did, sure did, sure did, sure did
That lady was the most bedeviled suppose
Scarf inside and grass removed
Looked up to me like bearing a load
She said young man I've got a load of secret information
Presenting the fate to this one's creation
Let's get each other
Let's get each- a- achanged
Let's get each other
Let's get each- achanged
Let's get each other
Let's get each- ach-ached
Let's get each other
Let's get ach-anged
No
No
Got back home on that beat
The wife was crying, head to the feet
Phone rang about time we should have been dead
It was her mother-in-law, and this is what she said
Let's get each other
Let's get each- ach-ached
Let's get each other
Let's get each- ach-ached
Let's get each other
Let's get each- ach-ached
Let's get each other
Let's get each-
Let's get each- ach-ached
Let's get each- ach-ached
Let's get each- ach-ached