They're moving in a little more every day
Playing golf where we used to bale our hay
They don't like our pink flamingos
Or the outhouse when the wind blows
I'm starting to feel out of place
There goes a neighborhood
They don't have tires on their home
There goes a neighborhood
Keep up with Joe
When they mowed all our yards
They found our old cars
There goes a neighborhood
They're driving their new sports utility vans
Always got a mobile phone
And they're driving their new sports utility vans

They got a pocket full of money
But Lord, it sure seems funny
They're never in the sun
But how they tan
There goes a neighborhood
They don't have tires on their home
There goes a neighborhood
Keep up with Joe
When they mowed all our yards
They found our old cars
There goes a neighborhood
They talk about doing munch all the time
Seems like eating's always on their mind
They don't like meat or Coca-Cola
It's Perrier and granola
Pickle pig's feet is getting hard to find
There goes a neighborhood
They don't have tires on their home
There goes a neighborhood


Keep up with Joe
When they mowed all our yards
They found our old cars
There goes a neighborhood
There goes a neighborhood
They don't have tires on their home
There goes a neighborhood
They don't have tires on their home
They don't want to keep up with Joe
When they mowed all our yards
They found our old cars
There goes a neighborhood