I am an arms dealer, fitting you with weapons in the form of words And I don't really care which side you're with Long as the room keeps singing, that's just the business I'm in Missing a scene, it's a goddamn earthquake I'm not a show to look right on, but I digress I'm a leading man, and the lies of evil are so intricate I'm a leading man, and the lies of evil are so intricate I wrote the gospel, I'm giving up But the real bombshells have already sunk At night we're painting your trash gold While you sleep, crashing out like hipster cars No more like p-p-p-parties Missing a scene, it's a goddamn earthquake Firewagons form, police catch another I'm a leading man, and the lies of evil are so intricate I'm a leading man, and the lies of evil are so intricate Oh, oh, oh, oh All the boys who the dance floor didn't love And all the girls whose lips couldn't move fast enough Sing until your lungs give out Missing a scene, it's a goddamn earthquake I'm a leading man, and the lies of evil are so intricate I'm a leading man, and the lies of evil are so intricate