You say your momma called and you must go She's down in the bed and needs you so You don't know if you'll be comin' home tonight or not But honey, ain't your momma sick a lot Lately, your head hurts every night Could it be you wear your clothes too tight Since you don't seem to hear or see a thing I say or do Then I know there's nothin' I can do for you This ain't my first rodeo This ain't the first time this old cowboy's been through This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show This ain't my first rodeo You're tellin' me you lost your wedding band Somehow you say it slipped right off your hand And when I ask about those boxes stacked there by the door You say it's just some old things you don't wear no more I didn't make it all the way through school But my momma didn't raise any fools I may not be the Einstein of our time But honey, I'm not dumb and I'm not blind This ain't my first rodeo This ain't the first time this old cowboy's been through This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show Honey, this ain't my first rodeo This ain't my first rodeo This ain't the first time this old cowboy's been through This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show