This is our battle song, as we're marching into war This is our battle song, we're gonna give you guys what for You might think you can defeat us, your defenses have some heck But the thing that we won't tell you as you're fighting on the left Is the left is just a skirmish, a diversionary fight We'll hide the bulk of our forces on the right On the right, out of sight Of honor we're bereft, we were never on the left The fools, they're telling us their plan In song, get our forces over to the right Okay boss, their right or our right? No, our right They're hidden over in that forest at your left Perhaps we shouldn't put that in the chorus We should watch just what you say, don't wanna give our plan away But we saw what's up to you, we will surely win the day Surely win the day, you'll be looking the other way It's our battle song!