She's got 36, 24, 36 hips She's got 36, 24, 36 hips
That was the size of her tits
Well this is sort of a request show
Just imagine you're listening to Jimmy Young on Radio 1 with his recipes
OK, so like, first I'm going to tell you who's up here
The truth will be told for once and for all
And then we want you to tell us what to play and we'll try and play it, alright?
But I'll tell you now, we don't know my old man Sir Dussman
So don't shout for that
OK, on the backdrop, we've got Jet Black
He's very good on a quick roll of the skins
No drug references of course meant in that
OK Jet, take it away
Yeah, what do you think of that then? Pretty symbolic, eh?
On the far right, we've got the demon of the keyboards
On a massive swelling organ, Dave Greenfield
The only man who can write a right run-across clue on the keyboards
Great, that was absolutely amazing, Dave
You've put Rick Wakeman in the shade there
On the far left, we've got the demon of the semen
And I don't mean that as a nautical term
John Chapman now on the bloody bass
That was amazing, it's taken him all day to learn that bass solo
And I'm going to try and give you a little bit of the psychedelic lead guitar
Just like John McLaughlin and Paul McCartney and all those creeps do
OK, you ready? One, two, one, two, three, four, five, six
She's got thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six years
That was a slice of the chit
Now you know why no-one came to see us two years ago
Thank you