Last, last, la-la-la-la-la-last night I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toasted, toasted
Last night I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toasted, toasted
I'm in this thang, getting twisted and curled about the girl, they call me E for everything, E for the most interesting man in the world
I live in the bay with the crabs in the barrel, the sea lions in the shark, where it's colder than an ice pack, colder than a hooker's heart
Girl's got cookies and cherry pie, we spark, drink clear liquor in dark, I'm married to the bay, till death do us apart
I'm timeless and I'm ageless, get over it, I had to beat this slapback, it had my name written all over it
Right now I'm whooped, hammered and toasted, out of my character, out of my mind, hooked, on this broccoli and this burgundy Rossi wine
Cooked, hella burnt, throwed in the head, fried, look, hella tough, turn the donuts in my ride
Do the skid marks with my tie, making bow ties, infinity signs, figure eights, running through stop signs
I'm never on time, I'm always late, 24 hour grind, I'm a different kind, won't hesitate to bust you with my nine
Last time I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toasted
Last time I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toasted
Don't drink and drive, crashing whips, DUIs, get your ass kicked
You think you high?
Dropping fast as shit, it was suicide when you smashed it
I got a bad bitch, we hella drunk, she cute as fuck, with a big ol' dunk
I told her that's what I want, so we left the party on one
We in the parking lot, having sex, me and this sexy bitch
Fuckin' in the car, we both extra lit, in the backseat, look like we wrestlin'
Too drunk to drive, drank past the car, so I'ma keep fuckin' this nasty bro
It ain't over till I'm sober
Had to start the bitch up, then I drove her
Last time I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toasted
Last time I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toasted
I glow like neon, but I don't drive a neon, I'm cold like freon, but I'm far from a peon
Them bae boys, they some patience
This is psychological manipulation
He squares a piece of time, I'm gamed up, do your homework, check my G-spot
He a algae, he a fungus, he a mold
I'm a boss, put the president on hold
Niggas don't want you around, I'm like poison ivy
You play too much, take life too lightly
I stay tough, rip out if I must
Mini AK bust, finger on the clutch
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, suit some t-shirts with airbrush
Gloves and caskets, that's enough, it's sick out here, times is tough
Nobody while I'm loaded, gettin' my money posted
Blowin' my bus when I'm drinkin', gettin' tired of it, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss
Last night I tried, but I couldn't drive
Cause I was toasted, toasted, toasted
Last night I tried, but I couldn't drive
Cause I was toasted, toasted, toasted
Last night I tried, toasted, toasted, toasted