There ain't a liquor store, dive bar, corner booth for 20 miles around
We ain't on a boat on a lake in the sun with a cooler loaded down
But suddenly I'm feeling all impaired from the way you looked at me from over there
Rolling like I'm stone-past-gone, looking in your eyes
Girl I'm too scared

I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive
What do I do with you that's laying low tonight?
Got me high, got me right, got me flying
Cause you're looking so fine
I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop
But I'm too drunk to drive
You can hide my keys, lock the door
Maybe we can find something here to do
Maybe wreck some sheets, crash your lips into mine
And not even make the news
These four walls are safer than them two lanes
You pour them tall and you start whispering
My name ain't no blue light
I won't get had man tonight
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Girl, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive
What do I do with you that's laying low tonight?
Got me high, got me right, got me flying
Cause you're looking so fine
I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop
But I'm too drunk to drive
Yeah, I'm too drunk to drive
Yeah, girl, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive
What do I do with you that's laying low tonight?
Got me high, got me right, got me flying
Cause you're looking so fine
I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop
But I'm too drunk to drive
No, I ain't had a shot
I ain't drank a drop
But I'm too drunk to drive
I'm just too drunk to drive
I'm too drunk to drive
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm too drunk to drive
I ain't had no shot, ain't drunk to drive