Hello, hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon and welcome to the auditions for Troll Productions
Incorporated.
Remember, we're looking for a star or celebrity to sponsor our new line of troll dolls in
our new series of commercials.
So thanks for coming.
Let's just start the auditions.
First up, Mr. John Travelta.
She's like, swear to God, I mean, like, I can't believe you guys are trying to sell
these things, right?
I mean, like, who does his hair?
I mean, like, his hair is so frizzy, I mean, like, you guys could probably get some, like,
anti-frizz shampoo or something, right?
I mean, I don't know how you guys expect to sell these things looking so weird, right?
Thank you.
Next up, Cliff Clavin, the mailman from Cheers.
Hey, what's up to you, buddy?
You're not talking to Marty, that fucking doll.
Turns out the actual myth of trolls was first made in the late 1300s by an Indian chief
looking for a store to keep his children occupied.
These trolls are nice, but I'd rather be having a beer with Naomi back at the bar.
Thank you, Cliffy.
Next up, comedian Jerry Seinfeld.
Okay, people, okay.
Will you look at these things?
I mean, you remember when dolls used to have moving arms and legs, am I right?
He doesn't even have any pants on.
What's the deal with that?
No pants.
You get the doll, you don't get the pants.
Thank you.
Next up, actor Nicholas Cage.
Who, what, where?
That's all I got for that one, actually, yeah.
Next up, comedian Robin Williams.
Oh, yes, troll dolls, yes, it's a beautiful thing, yes.
It's a beautiful thing, yes.
Looks like Don King on Viagra, yes.
Yes, suddenly there's a guy at home going, what the hell's going on there?
Yes, meanwhile there's a kid at home going, daddy, I want a Harry Potter doll.
Yes, meanwhile there's a guy at home going, I've seen the Antichrist, it is a troll doll.
Yes, suddenly Arnold Schwarzenegger's at home going, yeah, I'd like to withdraw that on my English muffin.
Yes, suddenly Mr. Happy's coming out going, Lewinsky, Lewinsky.
Yes, thank you.
Next up, next up, next up for the auditions, Mr. Gilbert Gottfried.
What is this?
What kind of kid plays with something like this?
They're so weird looking.
What kind of kid would play with something like this?
I'd like to be the voice of this.
And that's not good.
Thank you.
Last but not least, Mr. Adam Sandler.
All right, how you doing?
All right, this is, okay, this is me giving a troll doll to my mother.
Okay, here we go.
Mom, I got you a troll.
What did you say?
I said I got you a troll.
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you, poor mother.
Speak up, please.
I said I got you a troll.
I'm out of control?
What are you saying?
I wish you would just take the doll and shut up.
That's enough for the trolls.
Thank you very much.