Put me in a special school, cause I am such a fool
And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read
Who needs stupid books, they are for petty crooks
And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams
So turn off the TV, cause that's what others see
And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream
They only sicken me, don't let me play football
I'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball
I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker
Doing things my own way, never giving up
I'm a troublemaker, not a double taker
I don't have the patience to keep me on the up
I picked up a guitar, what does this signify?
I'm gonna play some heavy metal, listen, you will die
You wanted arts and crafts, how's this for arts and crafts?
That's right, I'm growing out my hair
I'm moving out to Cherokee, I'm gonna be a rock star
And you are gonna bear with me, cause I can't work a job
Like any other slob, punching in and punching out
It's up and up to Bob, marrying a bitch
Having seven kids, giving up and growing old
And hoping there's a God
I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker
Doing things my own way, never giving up
I'm a troublemaker, not a double taker
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up
I'm gonna be a star, and people will crane necks
To get a glimpse of me and see if I am having ***
And study in my moves, to try to understand
Why I am so unlike the singers in the other bands
Tell the story, as anyone can see
There isn't anybody else exactly quite like me
And when it's party time, like 1999
I party by myself because I'm such a special guy
I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker
Doing things my own way, and never giving up
I'm a troublemaker, not a double taker
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up
Keep it on the up!
I'm a troublemaker
Keep it on me
I'm a troublemaker
Keep it on me
I'm a troublemaker
Keep it on me
I'm a troublemaker
Never giving up