as I went home on a Monday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the door
where my old horse should be so I called me wife and I says to her will you kindly tell to me
who's that horse inside the door where my old horse should be
are you drunk you drunk you silly old goose still you cannot see that's the lovely sow that me mother sent to me
it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more but a saddle on a sow sure I never saw me more
and as I came home on a Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a
coat
behind the door where my old coat should be
so I called me wife and I says to her would you kindly tell to me
who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be
are you drunk you drunk you silly old goose still you cannot see that's the woolly blanket that me mother sent to me
it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more but buttons on a blanket sure I never saw me more
as I went home on a Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be
so I called his wife and I says to her will you kindly tell to me
who owns a pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be
are you drunk you drunk you silly old goose still you cannot see
that's the woolly tin whistle that me mother sent to me
it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more but a saddle on a sow sure I never saw me more
and as I came home on a Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath a bed
where my old boots should be
well I called me wife and I says to her will you kindly tell to me
who owns a boots beneath a bed where my old boots should be
are you drunk you drunk you silly old goose still you cannot see
that's the woolly tin whistle that me mother sent to me
it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
but a saddle on a sow sure I never saw me more
well as I came home on a Friday night
as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be
well I called me wife and I says to her will you kindly tell to me
who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be
are you drunk you drunk you silly old goose still you cannot see
that's the baby boy that me mother sent to me
it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
but a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw me more
are you drunk you drunk you silly old goose still you cannot see
that's the baby boy that me mother sent to me
it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
but a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw me more
but a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw me more