We sit here tonight in this white dim lit bar
Telling each other how lonely we are
While they're out together we're losing our mind
My wife and my husband are two of a kind
They're two of a kind, they'll never be true
They've broken each promise they made me and you
There's no use pretending, we've known all the time
My wife and my husband are two of a kind
My wife and my husband are two of a kind
I can't understand why he'd let you go
And how she could hurt you, I'll never know
As we console each other
We're beginning to find
His wife and her husband are two of a kind
They're two of a kind, but then so are we
They need each other, we need company
While they're out together
We'll help each other
We'll have to admit that we're two of a kind
We'll be first to admit that we're two of a kind