It's kind of strange, he never calls from work to say he loves me, so why is he calling now?
A sudden change, the lipstick on his collar don't belong to me, and I have my doubts
Now it's my guess, oh and my suspicions are correct, that she's been slipping out the back door, baby
And I've got a death to rights, and I can't wait
He looked at me and said, she's not my lover, she's just a friend of mine, you are the only one
Inside she's not my type, I swear there are no others, I'm just an average guy, that's why no I'll skip her
You saw Snake out last night, I thought about the many nights he's working after hours
He's always out so late, and something else, he's never been the type to bring me flowers, so I'm a fresh bouquet
Now I suspect, oh he thinks he's working with the best, and I know better now he's not the only one
And just before I planned to spoil his fun, he looked at me and said, she's not my lover, she's just a friend of mine, you are the only one
Inside she's not my type, I swear there are no others, I'm just an average guy, that's why no I'll skip her
You saw Snake out last night
Wait a minute baby, I can explain, shoot, I don't even know her name, to be perfectly honest I just met her today
Oh I was gonna throw that away, and this lipstick on my collar's not even hers, as a matter of fact, it's not my shirt
You know my roommate Bernard with the real big ears, well my shirt's been dirty so I bought one of his
Girl you gotta believe me, I'm telling the truth, actually we were just talking about you
Oh were you now?
No nothing like that, I'd never see another girl behind your back, although looking at her I can see nothing she lacks
I mean you're the only girl for me, what's up with that, before I go out on you, well I'd rather go blind, boy scout's on her if I'm blind
She's not my lover, she's just a friend of mine, you are the only one
Inside she's not my type, I swear there are no others, I'm just an average guy, that's why no I'll skip her
I'm not gonna argue with you
Yo Doc man, what's up, getting on top of you like that, you better tell me
No listen here bitch, no you gon' explain, popping in here while I'm handling things
If I'd said I'd known her you'd have had a fit, but I've been working on this by the week now shit
The lipstick ain't yours and you better be glad, if I found out it was I'd beat your ass
But your roommate
Ha you're late, I just told you that shit, I don't have a roommate
What? Talking about you, damn right I was dissing, if you weren't at the door then you couldn't have been listening
Next to you she's a ten and a half, by the way, kiss my ass
Go ahead, make my day
Uh dear, darling, could you like please put the gun down, no put the gun down, dear, I'm outta here
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