Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray white (guitar, vocals)

Roy estrada (vocals)

Bob harris (boy soprano)

Ike willis (vocals)

Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Tommy mars (keyboards)

Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)

Ed mann (percussion)

Scott thunes (bass)

Chad wackerman (drums)

Vinnie colaiuta (drums)

Craig steward (harmonica)

Dick fegy (mandolin)

Marty krystall (saxophone) You-you-you-ooo

Look like a dor-r-r-k

You act like a dork

Most of the time, also You're a dor-r-r-r-k

You are a double-dork butt rash

You are a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k!

Nobody wants to... You are boring...you have nothing to say

You eat cheese -- you eat cheese and other things

You can can wrap up an' take with you

From the table

With luigi & the wise guys at the table You are a dork

You are a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k!

A double-dork butt rash

There's one in every crew -- do you know who you are?

We know, but we won't tell you We don't want to hurt your feelings

But you're a dor-r-r-r-k!

Might as well admit it

When you're a dork

You're a dork, by the way

You're a dork

A double

A double dork butt rash

A double butt rash dork

Luigi & the wise guys at the table You look like a dork

Look loke a dork

You act like a dork most of the time

You're a dor-r-r-r-k Double dork

Double dork

Double dork butt rash