I'm going back to Weldon, Weldon, Weldon
Going back to Weldon
To get a job in the Weldon yard
Oh, Captain, if you fire me, fire me, fire me
Captain, if you fire me
You've got to fire my buddy too
Oh, the Captain's got a luger, luger, luger
Captain's got a luger
And the mate's got an owl's tail
I don't want no woman, woman, woman
I don't want no woman
Who's got hair like a horse's mane
Oh, my house is on fire, fire, fire
My house is on fire
And it's almost burning down
I'm going back to Weldon, Weldon, Weldon
Going back to Weldon
To get a job in the Weldon yard