Dearest darlingest momsy and popsicle
My dear father
There's been some confusion over rooming here at Schiff's
But of course I'll care for Nessa
But of course I'll rise above it
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes!
There's been some confusion for you see my roommate is
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe
Blonde
What is this feeling so sudden and new
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Yeah well
My face is blushing
What is this feeling
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name
Yeah
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For your face
Your voice
Your clothing
Let's just say
I love it all
Every little trait
However small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange acceleration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong
Though I don't admit it came off fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life
Blonde
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it?
I don't think I could
She's a terror, she's a title
We don't mean to show our bias
But Galinda, you're a martyr
Well, these things are sin to try us
Ah!
Poor Galinda forced to resign
With someone so disgusting if I
We just want to tell you
We're all on your side
We share your loathing
What it is this feeling
So sudden and new
Unadulterated loathing
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you
Who was that loathing?
My pulse is rushing
Let's just say
What is this feeling?
We love it all
Oh, what is this feeling?
Every little check
How hell is falling
Does it have an end?
It's a very blistering surprise
Loathing
Loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
Loathing
In such total devastation
Loathing
It's so pure, so strong
Though I don't admit it came off fast
Still I do believe it
That it can last
And I will be loathing
For forever loathing
Truly, deeply loathing you
My whole life long