A millionaire, I'm a young money millionaire Tougher than Nigerian hair My criteria compared to your courageous isn't fair I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed through the pencil And leave on the sheet of the tablet in my mind Cause I don't write shit cause I ain't got time Cause my second spending hours go to the almighty dollar And the almighty power of the ch-ch-ch-ch-champagne And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three And I saw more of these on TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Okay, a million here, a million there Civilian bitch with long hair With coconut derriere like smoking a dentist's air I open the lab again and I'm hoping the bitches see me Like, look at that bad boy there And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three And I saw more news by prank phone calls What the hell is Call ID? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Motherfucker A million, a million, a million, a million, a million A million, a million, a million, a million, a million And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three And you still act like you're in freshman year What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? That's about the time that she broke up with me No one should take themselves as seriously With many years ahead to fall in line Why would she wish that on me? I never wanna act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Motherfucker, I'm here Motherfucker, I'm here Motherfucker, I'm here What's my age again? What's my age again?