Written by: strummer/jones/levene
What the hell is wrong with me?
I'm not who I want to be
I tried spot cream an I tried it all I'm crawling up the wall!
What's my name naaaame... Naaaame.... Naaaame....
I tried to join a ping-pong club,
Sign on the door said all full up!
I got nicked, fighting in the road
An the judge didn't even know
What's my name
Dad got pissed so I got clocked
Couldn't hear the tannoy so he lost the lot
Offers mum a bribe through the letter box
Drives you *** mad
What's my name
Now I'm round the back of your house at night
Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?
I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip
An you wont know who came
What's my name