What's new? How is the world treating you? You haven't changed a bit Handsome as ever, I must admit What's new? How did that romance come through? We haven't met since then Gee, but it's good to see you again What's new? Probably I'm boring you But seeing you is grand And you were sweet to offer your hand I understand, but do you? Pardon my asking, what's new? Of course, you couldn't know I haven't changed, I still love you so I just wanted to know What's new?