Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher, and they must have thought they'd dreamed When I kissed the teacher, all my friends at school, they had never seen the teacher blush She looked like a fool, nearly petrified, but she was taken by surprise Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher, couldn't quite believe his eyes When I kissed the teacher, my whole class went wild Yes, I held my breath, the world kept still, but then he just smiled I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher One of these days, gonna tell him I dream of him every night One of these days, gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson or two I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher One of these days, gonna tell him I dream of him every night One of these days, gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson or two What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher All my sins had gone away when I kissed the teacher My whole class went wild Yes, I held my breath, the world kept still, but then he just smiled I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher