My friend's got a girlfriend, man, he hates that bitch. He tells me every day He says, man, I really gotta lose my chick in the worst kind of way She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone to give her money every payday But she wants more dinero just to stay at home Well, my friend, you gotta say I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way Now, now, why don't you get a job? Say no way, say no way, ya, no way Now, now, why don't you get a job? I guess all this money, well, it isn't enough To keep her bill collectors at bay I guess all this money, well, it isn't enough Cause that girl's got expensive taste I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way Now, now, why don't you get a job? Say no way, say no way, ya, no way Now, now, why don't you get a job? Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all, oh yeah But hey man, free ride system, come on along Let me think about my other friend now My friend's got a boyfriend and she hates that dick She tells me every day He wants more dinero just to stay at home Well, my friend, you gotta say I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way Now, now, why don't you get a job? Say no way, say no way, ya, no way Now, now, why don't you get a job? I won't give you no money, I always pay Now, now, why don't you get a job? Say no way, say no way, ya, no way Now, now, why don't you get a job?