I've been warped by the rain, driven by the snow, I'm drunk and dirty, don't you know and I'm still willing. And I was out on the road, late at night, I seen my pretty Alice in every headlight, Alice, Dallas Alice. And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, to Hatcherby to Tonopah, driven every kind of rig that's ever been made. Driven the back road so I wouldn't get weighed. And if you give me weed, white sand, and wine, and you show me a sign, I'll be willing to be moving. Well, I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet, had my head stooped in, but I'm still on my feet, and I'm still willing. Smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico, baked by the sun, every time I go to Mexico, and I'm still willing. And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, to Hatcherby to Tonopah, driven every kind of rig that's ever been made. Driven the back road so I wouldn't get weighed. And if you give me weed, white sand, and wine, and you show me a sign, I'll be willing to be moving.