When I was a small boy, here in London town Seas of snow was falling on the ground All the friends and family, here on Christmas Eve Gather round to dress the Christmas tree Daddy's down at the pub, full of Christmas cheer Probably won't come home until next year All the Christmas bells are ringing And the carolers are singing Mum, Daddy, he don't hear them He's yelling at the Christmas tree Santa's bones are jingling Mummy's hips are wiggling But Daddy, he don't hear them He's yelling, he's yelling at the Christmas tree All right now, yeah! Uncle is a sportsman, Granny likes a joke But no one laughs when Daddy stumbles home But he don't fall asleep, oh the night was getting black You see, oh God, Dad had too much Jack, oh Lord Every year it's the same old thing, like Rudolph's red nose Telling this story never will get old All the Christmas bells are ringing And the carolers are singing Mum, Daddy, he don't hear them He's yelling at the Christmas tree Santa's bones are jingling Mummy's hips are wiggling But Daddy, he don't hear them He's yelling, he's yelling at the Christmas tree All right now, yeah! All right now, yelling at the Christmas tree Santa came down the chimney But then he ran upstairs Jumped in bed with Mummy, she didn't care Across the room went the fruitcake Ah, the wreath came off the door If these are holidays, I can't take no more Every year it's the same old thing, like Rudolph's red nose Telling this story never will get old All the Christmas bells are ringing And the carolers are singing Mum, Daddy, he don't hear them He's yelling at the Christmas tree Santa's bones are jingling Mummy's hips are wiggling But Daddy, he don't hear them He's yelling at the Christmas tree Santa's bones are jingling Mummy's hips are wiggling But Daddy, he don't hear them He's yelling, he's yelling at the Christmas tree All right now, yeah! Ooh ooh ooh Yelling at the Christmas tree He's yelling at the Christmas tree He's yelling at the Christmas tree He's sleeping in the Christmas tree