You are woman, I am man You are smaller, so I can be taller than You are softer to the touch It's a feeling I like feeling very much You are someone I've admired Still our friendship leaves something to be desired Does it take more explanation than this? You are woman, I am man Let's kiss Isn't this the height of nonchalance? Furnishing a bed in restaurants Well, a bit of dinner never hurt But guess who is gonna be dessert? Two good girls do just what mama says When mama's not around It's a feeling Oy vey, what a feeling A bit of pate? Ah, I drink it all day Should I do the things he'll tell me to? In this pickle, what would Sadie do? In my soul, I feel an inner lack Just suppose he wants his dinner back Does it take more explanation than this? Just some dried out toast And a sliver on the top Oh, a little chopped liver Oh, this is fabulous Oh, you wanna try a little? Here, have something How many girls become a sinner While waiting for a roast beef dinner? Though most girls slip in ordinary ways I got style, I do it bordelaise Well, at least he thinks I'm special He ordered a la carte It's a feeling I like feeling very I feel the feeling down to my toes Now I feel that there's a fire here Try that once, a little higher, dear What a beast to ruin such a pearl Would a convent take a Jewish girl? Does it take more explanation than this? Ooh, the thrills and chills going through me If I stop him now Can he sue me? You are woman You are man Let's Let's