Baby since you left me there's somebody new

She thinks I'm perfect I swear

She likes my body, my class, and my charm

She says I've got a confident air

She respects my ambition, thinks I'm talented too

But she's in love with an image time is bound to see through Oh, you know me better than that

You know the me that gets lazy and fat

How moody I can be, all my insecurities

You've seen me lose all my charm

You know I was raised on a farm

Oh she tells her friends I'm perfect

And that I love her cat

But you know me better than that I miss picnics and blue jeans and buckets of beer

Now it's ballet and symphony hall

I'm into culture clean up to my ears

It's like wearin' a shoe that's too small

Oh I caught her with an issue of brides magazine

Starin' at dresses and pickin' out rings But you know me better than that

You know the me that gets lazy and fat

How moody I can be, all my insecurities

You've seen me lose all my charm

You know I was raised on a farm

Oh she tells her friends I'm perfect

And that I love her cat

But you know me better than that

Oh she tells her friends I'm perfect

And that I love that cat

Oh, but you know me better than that