Cause if your heart is feeling sore
Call a doctor and I'll fix it for sure
I'll be over right away but you might find you have to pay
For a private consultation and a guaranteed cure
When you're dying of a dreadful disease
You don't worry about the medical fees
And it's too late to change your mind
The doctor's pulling down the blind
And your temperature is rising to a hundred degrees
I'll go look beside you before it started
And listen to the beating of your heart
And then I'll take you gently by the hand
And as you went the trouble broke again
And then I'll look down deep into your eyes
And if your temperature continues to rise
There's only one way to make it stop
I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got
If this doesn't cure you it'll kill
But I know it's gonna give you a thrill
And now I've come across you can't complain about the cost
You shouldn't call a doctor if you can't afford the bills
I'll go look beside you before it started
And listen to the beating of your heart
And then I'll take you gently by the hand
And as you went the trouble broke again
And then I'll look down deep into your eyes
And if your temperature continues to rise
There's only one way to make it stop
I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got
If this doesn't cure you it'll kill
But I know it's gonna give you a thrill
And now I've come across you can't complain about the cost
You shouldn't call a doctor if you can't afford the bills