You're probably wondering why I'm here And so am I, so am I
Just as much as you wonder about me being in this place
That's just how much I marvel at the lameness on your face
You rise each day the same old way And join your friends out on the street
Spray your hair and thank your need I think your life is incomplete
But maybe that's not for me to say They only pay me here to play
I want to hear a caravan with a drum solo
You're probably wondering why I'm here And so am I, so am I
Just as much as you wonder about me staring back at you
That's just how much I question the corny things you do
You paint your face and then you chase To meet the gang where the action is
Stomp all night and drink your piss Roll your car and say gee whiz
You tore a big hole in your convertible top What will you tell your mom and pop?
Mom, I tore a big hole in the convertible
You're probably wondering why I'm here And so am I, so am I
Just as much as you wonder if I mean just what I say
That's just how much I question the social games you play
You told your mom you're stoked on Tom And went for a cruise in Freddy's car
Tommy's asking where you are You boogied all night in a cheesy bar
Plastic boots and plastic hat And you think you know where it's at
You're probably wondering why I'm here
Not that it makes a heck of a lot of difference to you